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Ghost and Aaron: Master List | Next Update

The Ambitions EP brought with it a new patch that slaughtered AwesomeMod, and without AwesomeMod my usual neighborhood is unplayable. I also installed World Adventures at the same time, because I'm unrepentantly months behind. As a combination of two, I plucked Ghost and Aaron from their usual home and neighborhood and dumped them in Riverview, for an AwesomeMod-free, Adventures-enabled look into Things Which Never Happened. In other words, none of this is real or remembered, it's a view from an alternate universe.

And as such, I present:

Things Which Never Happen In France.

Never happened: Welcome to France.
"Hello! Welcome to France. Do you like the dormitory? That's wonderful. Can I have some money?"
No, lady. No, you can't.

Never happened: No pants!
After the boys settle in, they make their first foray downtown.
The Man With No Pants awaits them (and my camera) in the park.

Never happened: A really fascinating gnome, let me tell you
Ghost went to start a quest, but the gnomes are just so much more fascinating, let me tell you.

Never happened: Scooter!
The scooter, oh, the scooter. So zippy! So twee! So adorable.
Devon claims this is the gayest moment in my game, which is pretty impressive given all the slash.

Never happened: If I had known there'd be this much physical labor...
If I'd've known there'd be this much physical labor, I'd'a sent Aaron.
Ghost is not made for such things.

Never happened: Exploration
Exploration: it's a risky endeavor.

Never happened: Keep making friends, Aaron
Speaking of Aaron: Where is he? Downtown making friends, of course.

Never happened: A French theft
And picking up spare chairs for their boarding room, it seems.

Never happened: really should have sent Aaron
Really shoulda sent Aaron.

Never happened: My favorite shot from France
Ghost did eventually make it out alive and with treasure in hand.
This may be my single favorite photo from France. Pity you can barely see it.

Never happened: Sharing a bed in France
With Aaron away from work, they actually keep to the same sleep schedule. It's adorable.

Never happened: Conversations before dawn in his underwear
It's 6 a.m. Do you know where your Aaron is?
Talking shit about strangers, on the sidewalk, in his underwear. Of course.

Never happened: Aaron would join in...
Ghost plays a bit of chess against himself downtown. Aaron would join in but, you see...

Never happened: But he stole the other chair
He stole the other chair.

Never happened: FYI, dude
FYI, dude: you forgot something. *

Never happened: poor Ghost
Oh god no.

Never happened: I'm reading, I'm reading...
"I'm reading, I'm reading, I'm reading, I'm not noticing the half-naked man..."

Never happened: Aaron is adorable
The next and last day in town they visit the cemetery for some local ... something or other.
Aaron shoplifted the shirt as a touristy gimmick but I'll be damned if it ain't the cutest thing.
He may need to visit France for real just so that he can get one ... for real.

Never happened: I'm infatuated with the scooters
On the way back to the dormitory to pack up, and my scooter infatuation continues.
Ghost is all like "Vroom, bitches!"

Never happened: Awww, spontaneous chess
Awww, spontaneous chess—with two chairs. (Ghost wins.)

Never happened: This REALLY never happened
And this really does not happen, because it would be awfully painful.

So there you go. A completely lighthearted, meaningless, non-existent break from all the drama, because oh, there will be more drama. Now if only AwesomeMod worked, and I could play...

* This No Pants Man was really gleeful, just the happy-to-be-alive sort, and all I could think was: "I am the King ... of No Pants!" You know, I'd forgotten Penny Arcade has such an unusually high number of awesome comics about pants. "I am asking you a serious question about the location and current status of your pants."

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